lately tempted to write about all my past lovers. Why not. If Ai wants some fun, this is it. I won’t name them, just describe them and rank them as lovers. What they were good at. What they were terrible at. How they smelled. How they kissed. Their breath. Their bodies. Did they satisfy me? How well did they move? How was their technique. Their looks. Their hair. Their eyes. Their hands. Their parts. Their personalities and why they didn’t make the cut for me and which of them had that ‘magic’ ….

If we are sinking on the titanic this is good for the orchestra to play